Budcebhit is a god.

He takes the form of a large, strong zebra.

Budcebhit created the Virgo Supercluster nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Budcebhit, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Budcebhit, he will destroy your home planet.

Budcebhit's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Budcebhit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about porpoises.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

4. You must love Budcebhit.

5. You must pray to Budcebhit seven times a day.