Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing duck.

Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat created Africa twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat, she will turn you into a frog.

Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat's priests.

2. Vonnulhat Fliscebhom Tablinfat loves gulls, so they must be respected.

3. Do not hurt grasshopers.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.