Yiklegmif is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless crab.

Yiklegmif created everything that exists four million years ago.

If you believe in Yiklegmif, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Yiklegmif, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Yiklegmif's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Yiklegmif's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Do not shave your hands.