Lidmadyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, uncaring hummingbird.

Lidmadyik created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lidmadyik, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lidmadyik, he will not care.

Lidmadyik's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Lidmadyik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Run away from magenta swans, for they are unholy.

3. Worship no other gods but Lidmadyik.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.