Kondossbafrig is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, self-confident cat.

Kondossbafrig created humanity three million years ago.

If you believe in Kondossbafrig, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Kondossbafrig, it will come to you in dreams.

Kondossbafrig's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Kondossbafrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always wear yellow.

3. Do not kill nematodes.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Pray towards the east.