Gemvogvan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring centipede.

Gemvogvan created the Whirlpool Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gemvogvan, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gemvogvan, she will turn you into a rock.

Gemvogvan's most sacred site is Gara in Hungary.

Gemvogvan's Holy Commandments

1. Gemvogvan loves moths, so they must be respected.

2. Feed all hungry birds.

3. You must love Gemvogvan.

4. Never think about planets.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.