Quamzob is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, kind cat.

Quamzob created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quamzob, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Quamzob, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Quamzob's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Quamzob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Always obey Quamzob's priests.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never think ill of sick geese.