Dissmutkabbum is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, humane weasel.

Dissmutkabbum created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dissmutkabbum, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dissmutkabbum, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dissmutkabbum's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Dissmutkabbum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help porpoises.

2. Feed all hungry ducks.

3. Dissmutkabbum must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not make images of living things.