Yartmit is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, prudent fox.

Yartmit created the planet Venus nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yartmit, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Yartmit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Yartmit's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Yartmit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Always wear purple.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Always help moths in need.