Arm is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, weak squirrel.

Arm created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Arm, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Arm, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Arm's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Arm's Holy Commandments

1. Put Arm first in all things.

2. Always help snails in need.

3. Feed all hungry rats.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not covet oxen.