Mobbundam is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, effective pigeon.

Mobbundam created viruses two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobbundam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mobbundam, it will turn you into a rock.

Mobbundam's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Mobbundam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Always wear pink.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Mobbundam loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.