Fedlapvog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, self-assured mongoose.

Fedlapvog created the Virgo Supercluster eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fedlapvog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fedlapvog, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Fedlapvog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Fedlapvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.