Tigpanflamstigtonwod is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-confident dragonfly.

Tigpanflamstigtonwod created the planet Saturn seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Tigpanflamstigtonwod, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Tigpanflamstigtonwod, it will not care.

Tigpanflamstigtonwod's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Tigpanflamstigtonwod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill rats.

2. Do not dye your hair magenta.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Do not wear tin on your body.