Riljipflow is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, egotistical swan.

Riljipflow created the Small Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Riljipflow, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Riljipflow, he will send minions to preach to you.

Riljipflow's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Riljipflow's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention badgers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never talk about manatees.