Yarploophot is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tiresome unicorn.

Yarploophot created the Sun four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarploophot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarploophot, it will curse you with boils.

Yarploophot's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Yarploophot's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large gold sculpture of Yarploophot on top of all buildings.

2. Do not hurt hamsters.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never hurt birds.