Linarfdad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, humorless fish.

Linarfdad created the Large Magellanic Cloud four billion years ago.

If you believe in Linarfdad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Linarfdad, she will laugh at you.

Linarfdad's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Linarfdad's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight mice approach from the north.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Do not hurt horses.

4. Always help sick ants.

5. Never play with disobedient children.