Dubhindusstan is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, compassionate goat.

Dubhindusstan created the Virgo Supercluster six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dubhindusstan, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Dubhindusstan, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dubhindusstan's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Dubhindusstan's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if eight grasshopers approach from the east.

2. Erect four carbon sculptures of Dubhindusstan on top of important buildings.

3. Never bounce in the presence of seals.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Fast once a month.