Faswatyart is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, unthinking otter.

Faswatyart created gold six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faswatyart, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Faswatyart, she will not care at all.

Faswatyart's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Faswatyart's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention ducks.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never talk about bats.

4. Always treat hamsters with great respect.

5. Do not dye your hair red.