Flisflowbiss is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, ruthless raven.

Flisflowbiss created a top quark eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flisflowbiss, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Flisflowbiss, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Flisflowbiss' most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Flisflowbiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Erect nine tin sculptures of Flisflowbiss on top of important buildings.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.