Liptaplagjig Beddavrow is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving hedgehog.

Liptaplagjig Beddavrow created the solar system four million years ago.

If you believe in Liptaplagjig Beddavrow, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Liptaplagjig Beddavrow, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Liptaplagjig Beddavrow's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Liptaplagjig Beddavrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about dolphins.

2. Hide from brown cats for they are unholy.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Do not eat nuts.

5. Always look after injured whales.