Zeddavwan is a god.

It takes the form of a large, witless slug.

Zeddavwan created a charm quark five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zeddavwan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Zeddavwan, it will destroy your home solar system.

Zeddavwan's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Zeddavwan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in green rooms.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Always wear black.