Sigwegjan is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, cheerful warg.

Sigwegjan created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sigwegjan, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Sigwegjan, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sigwegjan's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Sigwegjan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sigwegjan.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Never sit near aardvarks.

4. Do not wear orange clothing.

5. Do not commit murder.