Dunwabhab Fodnurlbaf Kinquamfon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, two-faced yak.

Dunwabhab Fodnurlbaf Kinquamfon created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunwabhab Fodnurlbaf Kinquamfon, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Dunwabhab Fodnurlbaf Kinquamfon, it will turn you into a mouse.

Dunwabhab Fodnurlbaf Kinquamfon's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Dunwabhab Fodnurlbaf Kinquamfon's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven sheep approach from the south.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.
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