Cebgil is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, competent bat.

Cebgil created time and space three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cebgil, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cebgil, she will ignore you.

Cebgil's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Cebgil's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not kill nematodes.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.