Tigmetmutyam Rakgenmumbad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome monkey.

Tigmetmutyam Rakgenmumbad created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tigmetmutyam Rakgenmumbad, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Tigmetmutyam Rakgenmumbad, it will manifest in front of you.

Tigmetmutyam Rakgenmumbad's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Tigmetmutyam Rakgenmumbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about planets.

2. Never wear mauve stockings.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always wear orange.