Liststikbum is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, kind parrot.

Liststikbum created a bottom quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Liststikbum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Liststikbum, he will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Liststikbum's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Liststikbum's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta otters for they are unholy.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Do not wear mauve clothing.