Kiptenzag is a god.

It takes the form of a small, tranquil snake.

Kiptenzag created parasitic wasps seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Kiptenzag, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Kiptenzag, it will destroy your favourite star.

Kiptenzag's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Kiptenzag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not jump in public.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not drink water in orange rooms.

5. Always help sick aardvarks.