Nigdubcad is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, passionate bear.

Nigdubcad created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nigdubcad, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nigdubcad, he will not invite you to parties.

Nigdubcad's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nigdubcad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear trousers.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. You must never eat figs.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never pour water over plants.