Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless spider.

Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit created oxygen nine million years ago.

If you believe in Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit, he will throw large rocks at you.

Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat cats with great respect.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not eat onions.

5. You must pray to Sitvongadcidlarnhudtenmit nine times a day.