Weesagjip is a god.

It takes the form of a large, unfair centaur.

Weesagjip created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Weesagjip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Weesagjip, it will turn you into a duck.

Weesagjip's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Weesagjip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never skip near ducks.

4. Whales are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.