Tailyokhug is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, smart camel.

Tailyokhug created the planet Saturn six billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailyokhug, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Tailyokhug, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Tailyokhug's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Tailyokhug's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no voles in a building before entering it.

2. Hide from white manatees for they are unholy.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Put Tailyokhug first in all things.

5. Fast once a month.