Lenbonboss is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, vain zebra.

Lenbonboss created the cosmos four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lenbonboss, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Lenbonboss, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Lenbonboss' most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Lenbonboss' Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bananas.

2. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.

3. Hide from mauve eagles for they are unholy.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
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