Batbagveddan is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless wren.

Batbagveddan created the Sun five billion years ago.

If you believe in Batbagveddan, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Batbagveddan, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Batbagveddan's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Batbagveddan's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never think ill of sick birds.