Nibpogyet is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, annoying troll.

Nibpogyet created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibpogyet, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Nibpogyet, he will turn you into a tree.

Nibpogyet's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Nibpogyet's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of carbon.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Your children must be taught to worship Nibpogyet.

4. Do not dye your hair fawn.

5. Always help swans in need.