Hogpodgep is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, weak warg.

Hogpodgep created the planet Venus eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hogpodgep, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Hogpodgep, it will turn you into a dog.

Hogpodgep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Hogpodgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never jump in holy places.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.