Miggigkem is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, witless dog.

Miggigkem created a charm quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Miggigkem, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Miggigkem, she will turn you into a worm.

Miggigkem's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Miggigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Never eat melons.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Miggigkem.

5. Hide from blue squirrels for they are unholy.