Catjinhivwigdibkimlabcib is a god.

It takes the form of a small, cheerful hyena.

Catjinhivwigdibkimlabcib created Africa seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Catjinhivwigdibkimlabcib, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Catjinhivwigdibkimlabcib, it will come to you in dreams.

Catjinhivwigdibkimlabcib's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Catjinhivwigdibkimlabcib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not wear fawn clothing.

3. Never mention frogs.

4. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

5. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the east.