Gumgonkip is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, resourceful deer.

Gumgonkip created a strange quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gumgonkip, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gumgonkip, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Gumgonkip's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Gumgonkip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

2. Hide from fawn foxes for they are unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

4. Do not wear violet clothing.

5. Do not make images of living things.