Gidlarptad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, merciless cow.

Gidlarptad created humanity five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gidlarptad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gidlarptad, it will be very unhappy.

Gidlarptad's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Gidlarptad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Never sit in the presence of seals.

3. You must never eat lentils.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must pray to Gidlarptad three times a day.