Hasfob Bugtagcan is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, omnipotent otter.

Hasfob Bugtagcan created an electron three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasfob Bugtagcan, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hasfob Bugtagcan, she will manifest in front of you.

Hasfob Bugtagcan's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Hasfob Bugtagcan's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed aubergines to dolphins while wearing purple shoes.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Hasfob Bugtagcan.