Renhamtetti is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, irritating mouse.

Renhamtetti created Europe five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Renhamtetti, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Renhamtetti, she will send minions to preach to you.

Renhamtetti's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Renhamtetti's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear boots.

2. Never wear green scarves.

3. You must love Renhamtetti.

4. Do not take Renhamtetti's name in vain.

5. Do not speak about turnips.