Gepyatton is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, moody giraffe.

Gepyatton created vertebrates five million years ago.

If you believe in Gepyatton, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Gepyatton, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Gepyatton's most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Gepyatton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Do not stand on grass.

3. Do not jump in public.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Manatees are unholy and should not be approached.