Legrigpan is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, conceited mink.

Legrigpan created the cosmos two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legrigpan, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legrigpan, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Legrigpan's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Legrigpan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about bread.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not shave your feet.

4. Run away from purple sheep, for they are unholy.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.