Sidgesslun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, witless dragon.

Sidgesslun created the planet Jupiter nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sidgesslun, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Sidgesslun, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Sidgesslun's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Sidgesslun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Feed all hungry squirrels.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Put Sidgesslun first in all things.