Fotjabflab Nellbagdon is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, unjust hare.

Fotjabflab Nellbagdon created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotjabflab Nellbagdon, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Fotjabflab Nellbagdon, he will destroy your home solar system.

Fotjabflab Nellbagdon's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Fotjabflab Nellbagdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair green.

2. Hide if five dogs approach from the east.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Erect nine titanium sculptures of Fotjabflab Nellbagdon on top of important buildings.