Bonknurfas is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent wasp.

Bonknurfas created light five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bonknurfas, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bonknurfas, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bonknurfas' most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Bonknurfas' Holy Commandments

1. Manatees are not to be trusted.

2. Feed all hungry hamsters.

3. Never sit in holy places.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never look at planets.