Dotlenton is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, wise cobra.

Dotlenton created water five million years ago.

If you believe in Dotlenton, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dotlenton, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Dotlenton's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Dotlenton's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not speak about cherries.

3. Do not wear nickel on your body.

4. Never write about cell theory.

5. Do not hurt gulls.