Gebflatcub is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, pitiless shark.
Gebflatcub created oxygen eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in Gebflatcub, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in Gebflatcub, it will turn you into a mouse.
Gebflatcub's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.
Gebflatcub's Holy Commandments
1. Never feed pineapples to foxes while wearing cyan shoes.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Do not wear silver on your body.
4. Do not speak about cucumbers.
5. Always wear yellow.