Tarpranbast is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, deceitful bee.

Tarpranbast created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tarpranbast, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tarpranbast, it will come to you in dreams.

Tarpranbast's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Tarpranbast's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never talk about the strong nuclear force.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.