Vadbonklun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, capable mole.

Vadbonklun created a quark nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadbonklun, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Vadbonklun, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Vadbonklun's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Vadbonklun's Holy Commandments

1. Vadbonklun loves birds, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not kill whales.

3. Never wear green boots.

4. Run away if eight otters approach from the east.

5. Never talk about galaxies.